Patton & Davison LLC

My mama’s ex’s current wife’s former sister-in-law - the one who’s only kin if livestock is involved - went up to Cheyenne over a fight about her cows’ genetics. Not oil rights. Not a land grab. Just whose bull had the better resume. She figured she’d get some straight answers. Instead, she got a law office full of folks who couldn’t tell Angus from asphalt but sure knew how to bill like they were litigating a Supreme Court brisket.

They spent weeks “reviewing documents” that were basically vet records and handwritten breeding notes, charged her for every confused question they asked twice, and somehow turned a barnyard disagreement into a five-figure invoice. By the end of it, she knew more about cattle genetics than they did, and they still couldn’t explain the case — but they sure could explain the bill, down to the penny… if they still minted them, in which case they’d definitely round your bill up.

Long story short: I wouldn’t recommend that outfit to my worst enemy, and I’ve got relatives I don’t let borrow tools.

No-nonsense law firms are getting hard to find! So happy we found these guys!

Great service and friendly staff. Gets the job done.

Wonderful service, and very friendly, courteous and responsive!